Rachel: I kissed Gavin last night.
Monica: Oh, my God. You kissed him?
Rachel: Yeah, it was after the party, we were on the balcony-
Monica: Wait, wait, wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I miss that?
Phoebe: Well, it was the end of the party. You were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Monica: Oh, yeah.

Monica: So how did you end up kissing?
Rachel: Well, we were all alone and he was being really nice and he gave me this scarf.
Monica: I thought you hated him.
Rachel: Well, honey, there is a thin line between love and hate and it turns out that line is a scarf.

Monica: Are you thinking of starting something up with this guy?
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy. I have the baby, and I have Ross.
I don't know what to do. And I have to be at the office and see Gavin in 10 minutes.
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want and talk to Gavin. And you definitely should talk to Ross.
Rachel: Or I could call in sick and not deal with it at all.
Phoebe: Wow. Five months maternity leave, you're back for four days, you kiss a co-worker and call in sick. They are lucky to have you.

Joey: I'm here for my eyebrow appointment.
Receptionist: Name?
Joey: Chandler Bing.

Joey: So do you- Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Sonia: Oh, absolutely.
Joey: Oh, good.
Sonia: Yeah. You looking to meet somebody?
Joey: All right, let's just do this.

Sonia: Okay, we'll get to the wax in a minute. First, I want to tweeze some of the strays, okay? Now, this may sting just a little bit.
Joey: Please. I have an extremely high threshold for- Holy Mother of God! Oh, my face! My face! Ow! I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right. It's just a bit of shock, that's all. But I'll be fine. You can go again. I'm okay.
Sonia: Okay.
Joey: Sorry. Damn it, woman!

Chandler: Maybe you're going about this the wrong way. I mean, think about it: Single white male, divorced three times, two illegitimate children. The personal ad writes itself.

Ross: You know, that's funny. Yeah. So do you think you'll ever work again?
Chandler: What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out.

Ross: You don't have to do anything. It'll just be easier if it's two of us. Like college, remember? First, you break the ice with some kind of a joke so they know you're the funny one. Then I swoop in with interesting conversation so they'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding sexy one.
Chandler: I thought I got to make the jokes.

Rachel: What? What is it? What's the matter?
Gavin: What's Ross doing to you in that picture?
Rachel: Oh, he's dusting me with a fossil brush. He thought it would be funny.