‘The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath’
Season 8, Episode 13 - Aired January 17, 2002
As Joey is driven crazy by his feelings for Rachel, Chandler and Monica get the impression he's infatuated with Phoebe. Meanwhile, Rachel and Ross debate names for their baby, and Chandler takes a shine to baths.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong. He doesn't like me.
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: Yeah. How would you like it sent you to Lee Majors' house and I told you that he liked you and you went down and there and you found out that he didn't like you? How would you feel?
Monica: I don't think I'd care.
Phoebe: Really? Lee Majors is hot.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Hello?
Phoebe: We're in the bathroom.
Joey: Why?
Chandler: Because it's a relaxing and enjoyable time.
Quote from Joey
Joey: [inner monologue] All right. It's a new day. And it's just a crush. That's all. Just a little crush. All that worrying I was doing? That was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend the bird here "would say", "It was cuckoo!" Everything's gonna be fine. It's just a crush.
Rachel: Hi, sweetie.
Joey: [inner monologue] I love you.
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: How do I keep losing at tic-tac-toe? [starts to clear the board]
Rachel: Oh, no. No, honey. My circle always stays in the middle.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Honey, cover it up with the boat.
Chandler: It's not an aircraft carrier.