‘The One in Vegas (Part 1)’
Season 5, Episode 23 - Aired May 20, 1999
With Chandler hoping to make things up to Joey, he and Monica decide to visit Las Vegas for the one year anniversary of them hooking up. Phoebe, who missed out on the big London trip, decides to join them and invites Ross and Rachel, who can't travel for another day. Making the most of being alone in her apartment, Rachel takes Phoebe's advice and walks around naked, attracting Ross's attention.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.
Ross: ls that so?
Rachel: Yeah.
Ross: Hey, lady. I don't care how much you want it, okay? I am not gonna have sex with you in the bathroom!
Quote from Joey
Joey: You know, in Roman times, this was more than just a hat.
Chandler: Really?
Joey: Yeah, sure, sure. They would scrub the floors with it. They would use it to get the mud off their shoe. And sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty, so they would stick it right-
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hey, you know that teacher who had a baby with her student? [points at Rachel]
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Pheebs, I found my identical hand twin.
Phoebe: Oh, you're so lucky.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: [inner monologue] Oh, look what happened. Check me out. I'm in my kitchen naked. I'm picking up an orange. I'm naked. I'm lighting the candles. Naked. And carefully.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Don't come out here.
Chandler: No, I support you 100 percent and I wanna prove that to you in person.
Joey: I got that. I forgive you. Don't come out here.
Chandler: You haven't taken my calls for a week.
Joey: Well, I'm totally over it, Chandler. Friends forever. Don't come out here.
Woman: Would you mind doing a picture with us?
Chandler: What was that?
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. So, good talking to you and don't come out here, all right.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So how was it?
Monica: It was really nice. I mean, we started talking and then I ended up having lunch with him.
Phoebe: That is so weird. I had a dream that you had lunch with Richard.
Monica: Really?
Phoebe: But again, Richard Simmons.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: So, now, why can't we tell Chandler?
Monica: Because it'll totally freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary, I just don't want anything to spoil that.
Phoebe: I can't believe you guys have lasted a whole year.
Monica: I know.
Phoebe: Wow, I owe Rachel 20 bucks.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: On a totally different bet.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: It's almost our anniversary.
Chandler: I know. Can you believe that one year ago today, I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Phoebe: Aww, now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too.
Chandler: You know what, Pheebs, it's kind of our anniversary.
Phoebe: Oh, please. You are not going to ditch me again like you did with London.
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with triplets.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Great story. I'm going.