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The Last One (Part Two)

‘The Last One (Part Two)’

Season 10, Episode 18 - Aired May 6, 2004

As Rachel gets ready to leave for Paris, Ross wonders whether to tell her how he feels before it's too late. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey play their last game of foosball.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Hey.
Guy: 18th and East End.
Phoebe: I don't take passengers.
Guy: Hey, the law says you have to accept any fare.
Ross: No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.
Guy: All right, I gotta report you. What's your medallion number?
Phoebe: My medallion number is: Get out of the cab!
Guy: What?
Ross: Get out of the cab!
Phoebe: Get out of the cab!


Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: You can open your eyes now.
Ross: Are we off the bridge?
Phoebe: Yes.
Ross: Is the old woman on the bicycle still alive?
Phoebe: Yes, she jumped right back up.
Ross: Oh, my God, Phoebe, slow down!
Phoebe: Do you wanna get to Rachel in time?
Ross: Yes, but I don't wanna die in your cab.
Phoebe: You should have thought of that before you got in!

Quote from Monica

Joey: Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck.
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Monica: Oh, great. Just what you want for a new house with infants. Bird feces.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Oh, oh. Maybe we can lure them out. You know any bird calls?
Chandler: Oh, tons, I'm quite the woodsman.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: No, it's all glued together.
Joey: Does that mean we have to bust it open?
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Chandler: I know. It's- It's the foosball table.
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie, if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there and we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life, my time-machine."
Chandler: Did that movie ever get made?
Joey: It did not.

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Ross, where are you going?
Ross: Uh, to talk to Rachel, isn't that why we took a ride in the death-cab?
Phoebe: What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Ross: Not since my cop-show got cancelled.

Quote from Rachel

Gate Attendant: Madame, your passport please?
Rachel: Oh, my God. I was so afraid I wasn't gonna remember any of my high-school French, but I understood every word you just said.
Gate Attendant: Your boarding pass, please.
Rachel: Oh, shoot. I had it. Oh, I can't believe this.
Gate Attendant: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass-
Rachel: I have it, I have it, I have it. Okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
Gate Attendant: Madame, you must have your boarding pass.
Rachel: Okay, fine. But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.

Quote from Phoebe

Ross: Hey, I need a ticket.
Phoebe: Just one? I drive you all the way down here, and I don't get to see how it works out?
Ross: Fine, two tickets, I need two tickets.
Phoebe: We're on our honeymoon.
Ticket Agent: And the destination?
Ross: I don't care. Whatever is the cheapest.
Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.

Quote from Ross

Phoebe: Hey, it's me. Here's Ross.
Monica: What?
Ross: Hey, hey, listen.
Monica: Oh, my God. Ross, you wouldn't believe the cute little noises the twins are making. Listen.
Ross: Monica! Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry. Shoot, they were doing it before.
Ross: That's alright. Listen, listen.
Monica: Oh, wait. Here they go again.
Ross: Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica. Monica.
Monica: Isn't that cute?
Ross: That is precious!

Quote from Ross

Ross: Listen! I need Rachel's flight information.
Monica: Oh, okay. It's flight 421. Leaves at 8:40.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Ross: What?
Monica: Newark airport. Why, where are you?
Ross: JFK.

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