Ross Geller Quotes Page 75 of 77
Quote from The One with Phoebe's Husband
Ross: I just wanted to thank you for our little talk before.
Rachel: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the waiting thing?
Ross: Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.
Rachel: Good. Ahem. What did he say?
Ross: Basically, he told me to get over myself and just do it. So I thought about what you said and about what he said. And, well, his way, I get to have sex tonight.
Quote from The One with Phoebe's Husband
Chandler: Wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
Monica: All I say is, she'd better get the job.
Ross: Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.
Quote from The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know
Monica: All right, but I'm very excited about this, okay? So promise you won't get big-brothery and judgmental.
Ross: I promise. What?
Monica: It's Richard Burke.
Ross: Who's Richard Burke? Dr. Burke? You have a date with Dr. Burke? Why? Why? Why should that bother me? I love that man. He's like a a brother ... to Dad.
Quote from The One with the Ride-Along
Rachel: Well, there you go.
Ross: Yeah, maybe today's just "close call" day.
Quote from The One After 'I Do'
Ross: Mona. What a beautiful name.
Mona: You think so? Because I always kind of hated it.
Ross: Come on. Mona Lisa? Mona Klegglachen? The famous botanist. Huh? Oh, no, she's- Well, she's dead now. But supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Mona: Really?
Ross: Yeah.
Mona: Well, see, I never knew about her.
Ross: Linda Klegglachen.
Quote from The One with the Sonogram at the End
Ross: Hi.
Monica: Oh, that is not a happy "hi".
Quote from The One with the Thumb
Ross: You now what I like most about him, though?
Phoebe: What?
Ross: The way he makes me feel about myself.
Phoebe: Yeah.
Joey: Yeah.
Quote from The One with the Stoned Guy
Joey: "Vulva?"
Ross: All right, I panicked, all right? She took me by surprise, you know. But it wasn't a total loss.
We ended up cuddling.
Joey: Oh, you cuddled? How many times?
Ross: Shut up. It was nice. I just don't think I'm a dirty-talking kind of guy.
Quote from The One with All the Poker
Chandler: There just don't happen to be any women in our game.
Joey: Yeah, we just don't happen to know any women who know how to play poker.
Monica: Oh, please that is a lame excuse. It's a typical guy response.
Ross: Excuse me. Do any of you know how to play?
All the women: No.
Rachel: But you could teach us.
All the men: No.