Rachel: My mom never thought this would work out. She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.
Ross: We were on a break!

Rachel: Phoebe, I'm not going to Ross's wedding, because he's my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. It's not because I'm still in love with him. I mean, hey, I like Ross as much as the next guy. Clearly, I have feelings for him, but feelings don't mean love. I mean, do I still have loving feelings for Ross? Yeah. I have continuing feelings of love. But that doesn't mean I'm still in love with him. You know, I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him. [gasps] Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me?
Phoebe: We thought you knew.

The Registrar: Friends, family, we are gathered to celebrate the joyous union of Ross and Emily. May the happiness of today be with them always. Now, Emily, repeat after me. l, Emily-
Emily: l, Emily-
The Registrar: Take thee, Ross-
Emily: Take thee, Ross-
The Registrar: As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health till death parts us.
Emily: As my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health until death parts us.
The Registrar: Now, Ross. Repeat after me. I, Ross-
Ross: I, Ross-
The Registrar: Take thee, Emily-
Ross: Take thee, Rachel- Emily! Emily!
The Registrar: Shall I go on?

Salesman: You two are really going to enjoy that couch.
Ross: Oh, yeah. We're, uh, not together.
Salesman: Oh, okay. Something didn't quite add up there.
Ross: What's that supposed to mean?
Rachel: Ross.
Salesman: Well, you. Her. I mean, she's very ... you know. And you're, like ... you know?
Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out.
Salesman: Really? You two?
Ross: Yeah, Rach?
Rachel: Come on, I really don't want to be doing this right now. I'm carrying a heavy couch.
Ross: Then tell him quickly.
Rachel: Fine. We went out.
Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!
Rachel: Ross! Oh, my God. Uh, you kept count? You are such a loser!
Ross: A loser you did it with 298 times!

Rachel: But you know, I never had anything to worry about. Ross was never really good at the flirting thing.
Ross: What- What- What are you talking about? It worked with you.
Rachel: Oh. No, you're right. We met, you flirted and then bam! Nine years later, you had me.

Chandler: Okay, this is it. We're gonna get married.
Monica: You sure you wanna do this?
Ross: Hello, Mrs. Ross!
Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!

Rachel: The bottom line, Ross, is we cannot stay married.
Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh, but it is.
Ross: Okay. You know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage-
Rachel: Oh, Ross, come on. This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

Ross: I gotta say, I know I divorce a lot of women. Never thought I'd be divorcing you.
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, that would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn't be a secret. And we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.
Ross: [chuckles] Did I even treat?
Rachel: No, it was on the house. It was a newlywed special.
Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life.

Ross: I just want you to know that I'm going to be there through this whole thing. Okay. The doctor's appointments, the Lamaze classes, baby-proofing the apartment. Although, we can probably worry about that after we get married.
Rachel: Married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married.
Rachel: Because that's your answer to everything?

Rachel: Ross-
Ross: Yes.
Rachel: Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table.
Ross: Damn it, it's never off the table.