Rachel Green Quotes Page 63 of 63
Quote from The One with Phoebe's Rats
Gavin: Gavin Mitchell's office.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office. Give me that phone. Hello, this is Rachel Green. How can I help you? Uh-huh. Okay then. I'll pass you back to your son.
Quote from The One with the Boob Job
Rachel: Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. God, it's just such a magical time.
Quote from The One with Ross's Grant
Joey: Gladys? [screams]
Rachel: [laughs] For the third time this week. Man, this does not get old.
Joey: You're mean!
Rachel: Oh, don't be such a baby. Please. [screams]
Quote from The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Rachel: Why?
Phoebe: I want to enter her in a baby pageant.
Rachel: Oh, my God. That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Quote from The One with the Late Thanksgiving
Phoebe: And Emma needs a cowgirl outfit for the competition.
Rachel: Where am I gonna get a cowgirl outfit on Thanksgiving?
Phoebe: Well, I was thinking-
Rachel: Take the clothes off Joey's Cabbage Patch Kid.