Rachel Green Quotes Page 59 of 62
Quote from The One with the Cooking Class
Ross: So, what's the matter?
Rachel: I don't want you to date her.
Ross: Why? What, are you jealous?
Rachel: Yes. And not because I want you to go out with me. Because I don't want you to go out with anybody. Okay, I know it's a terrible thing to even think this and it's completely inappropriate but I want you to be at my constant beck and call, 24 hours a day. I'm very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Ross: Okay.
Rachel: What?
Ross: I won't date. I'll- I'll be here with you all the time.
Rachel: Really? But I'm being so unreasonable.
Ross: True, but you're allowed to be unreasonable. You're having our baby.
Quote from The One with the Fertility Test
Receptionist: Okay, I will call you when your massage therapist is ready. Have a seat through the glass doors.
Rachel: Through the glass doors.
Receptionist: Through the glass doors.
Rachel: Alrighty then.
Quote from The One Where the Stripper Cries
Monica: I can't believe we're at a real college party. I have to pee so bad.
Rachel: This is so awesome. College guys are so cute.
Monica: Hey, you've got a boyfriend.
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I am so gonna let him.
Quote from The One with Princess Consuela
Guy: Oh, hey, Rach. I just heard it. I'm so sorry.
Rachel: Oh, thank you...
Guy: You still don't know my name, do you?
Rachel: Well, now I don't have to.
Quote from The One with the Boobies
Rachel: You're right. I mean, you're right. It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace and the Weeble's Cruise Ship. Oh, which had with this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
Roger: That's tough, tough stuff.
Quote from The One with the Candy Hearts
Phoebe: Hello! Now we need sage branches and the sacramental wine.
Monica: All I had is oregano and a Fresca.
Phoebe: That's okay! All right, now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, you know if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Quote from The One with the Ick Factor
Joey: So, tell me, was it like you and Chandler, then you and me, or you, me and Chandler?
Rachel: You know what?
Joey: What?
Rachel: There were times when it wasn't even me.
Phoebe: That is so sweet, you guys!
Quote from The One with the Ick Factor
Rachel: Hey, have you guys tried out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?
Ross: I thought that was just a rumor.
Joey: True story.
Quote from The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Phoebe: Is that a hickey?
Monica: Oh, no, I just. I fell down.
Rachel: On someone's lips?
Quote from The One Where Ross Finds Out
Rachel: No, Michael, it's not you. Sorry. It's just. It's this thing. It's not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Michael: Oh, that does sound- Huh.
Rachel: I mean, he just started going out with her.
Michael: Is this guy an old boyfriend?
Rachel: Yeah, he wishes. Oh, I'm sorry. Look at me. Michael, let's talk about you.
Michael: All right.
Rachel: So ... did you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?