Friends - Phoebe Quote #1489

Quote from Phoebe in The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work

Phoebe: Hey, Joey, could I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?
Joey: Okay.
Phoebe: Thank you. [Phoebe pours Joey's coffee into a thermos and takes his muffin] Thank you.
Joey: Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?
Phoebe: I'm sorry. It's just, I'm a little short on cash.
Joey: Well, if you want, I could loan you some money.
Phoebe: Oh, no. No, I learned never to borrow money from friends. That's why Richard Dreyfuss and I don't speak anymore.

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‘The Where Rachel Rachel Goes Back to Work’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Look, I'll just get my old job back.
Monica: No, I want you to have a job that you love, not statistical analysis and data reconfiguration.
Chandler: I quit, and you learn what I do?

Quote from Monica

Monica: There's always gonna be a reason not to do this but I think once the baby comes, we'll forget about all those reasons.
Chandler: I guess. I mean, it's always gonna be scary when we have a baby.
Monica: It's gonna be really scary. I mean, God, when we have a baby there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control. I mean, the apartment's gonna be a mess. I won't have time to clean it. What if the baby gets into the ribbon drawer and messes up all the ribbons? What if there's no room for a ribbon drawer because the baby's stuff takes up all the space? Where will all the ribbons go?
Chandler: Should we go make a baby right now before you change your mind?
Monica: Yes, please.
Chandler: Okay. And I promise I will not fake it this time.
Monica: Well, I wish I could say the same. I'm a little shook up.

Quote from Monica

Monica: Good morning, tiger. I'm making you a nice big breakfast, so you can keep up your strength for tonight. You're gonna get me good and pregnant.
Chandler: I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed. I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.
Monica: Well, I just lost my erection.
Chandler: No, I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself?
Monica: You're supposed to find your passion in life. You can be whatever you want to be now. It's exciting.
Chandler: Yeah, but it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start.
Monica: Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this. You just need to be organized. Okay, we can make a list of your qualifications and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files-
Chandler: Hey, this is where your hyper-organized pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off.
Monica: I know! My erection is back!

Phoebe Quotes

Quote from The One Where Everybody Finds Out

Phoebe: Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler. Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! Oh! Oh! Oh! Chandler and Monica! Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Chandler and Monica!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Phoebe: Oh, my eyes! My eyes!

Quote from The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner

Rachel: Well, now that everybody has ordered, I would like to start the celebration and make a toast to Phoebe. She dropped her sock.
Phoebe: Aw. What?
Rachel: No. No, Emma dropped her sock.
Monica: Mom's here? I wanted to have lunch with her today. She told me she was out of town.
Rachel: Ross, she still has not noticed that the baby's sock is on the ground.
Phoebe: It's a good toast.
Rachel: Look, will you please get her attention?
Ross: Oh. Mommy? Mother. [mouths] Sock.
Phoebe: Oh, for God's sake. Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock!

Quote from The One with Ross's Denial

Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I found you in my bed, How'd you wind up there? You are a mystery, Little black curly hair, Little black curly hair, Little black, little black, little black, Little black curly hair.