Monica Quote #913

Quote from Monica in The One with Christmas in Tulsa

Chandler: Hey, you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. You are the head of the household. I don't do anything. I'm a kept man.
Monica: You are. Honey, here's 20 bucks. Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow.

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 ‘The One with Christmas in Tulsa’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Chandler: I don't think of her that way. I mean, she's a colleague.
Monica: What does she do there?
Chandler: She's regional vice president. She's just below me.
Monica: She did what?
Chandler: Below me.

Quote from Ross

Chandler: We have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired.
Monica: It's so unfair. You don't even like your job.
Chandler: So. Who does?
Phoebe: Oh, I like my job.
Joey: I love my job.
Rachel: I can't wait to go back to work.
Ross: I can't get enough dinosaurs.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: He sprang to his sleigh, To his team gave a whistle, And away they all flew, Like the down of a thistle, But I heard him exclaim, Ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all And to all a good night."
Joey: Wow. That was great. You really wrote that?
Phoebe: Uh-huh.