Joey Quote #1462
Quote from Joey in The One with Rachel's Other Sister
Joey: No, no, no. I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.
Phoebe: Ooh. Honey, you stink at lying.
Joey: I do not.
Phoebe: Oh, really? Let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffeehouse I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone. Who took it?
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffeehouse and a raccoon came running in and went straight for your muffin. I said: "Hey, don't eat that. That's Phoebe's." And he said- He said, "Joey, you stink at lying."
‘The One with Rachel's Other Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Amy
Amy: Listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything because you know, you'd be dead. But I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily.
Ross: Emma.
Amy: Emma, Ross wants you.
Phoebe: Phoebe!
Amy: Why does she keep making that noise?
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: God, she is unbelievable.
Ross: I know. I mean, a Ph.D. is just as good as an MD.
Rachel: Oh, sure, Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack at a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.
Quote from Amy
Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this but if something were to happen to Ross or myself you wouldn't get the baby.
Amy: Well, who would?
Ross: Well, we haven't officially asked them yet but we would want Monica and Chandler.
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Monica: Yeah. Oh, my God, I'm so moved.
Amy: I don't believe this. Hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Rachel: Amy, see, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully, honey, you don't seem connected to the baby.
Amy: Connected? I mean, to what? She's a lump.
Chandler: You know, guys, I've gotta say this means so much to me. I mean, that you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know, I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but- That you two- That you two-
Amy: This guy? Seriously?