Phoebe Quote #1469
Quote from Phoebe in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Bitsy: Tell us a little bit about yourself. So where are you from?
Phoebe: Okay. Well, all right. Originally, I'm from upstate but then my mom killed herself, and my stepdad went to prison. So I moved to the city, where I actually lived in a burned-out Buick LeSabre for a while. Which was okay. That was okay. Until I got hepatitis, you know because this pimp spit in my mouth and- But I got over it. And, anyway, now I'm a freelance massage therapist which, you know, isn't always steady money, but at least I don't pay taxes. [as Katharine Hepburn] So where does everyone summer?
‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello!
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight.
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you.
Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. [as Katharine Hepburn] It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich. Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. Ta-ta!