Ross Quote #1105

Quote from Ross in The One with the Male Nanny

Monica: You know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye. That slayed me.
Ross: Hey. I made up that joke and told it to you.
Joey: Not knowing when to shut up.
Ross: Yep, that's my thing.

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 ‘The One with the Male Nanny’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I mean, I don't know. I was looking in his eyes and I was just thinking, "Oh, my God, it's David. David's here." He's just- He's so irresistible.
Monica: Really? The scientist guy?
Phoebe: Really? Chandler?

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: Wow. Isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Yeah. You know, and given my lifelong search for irony you can imagine how happy I am.

Quote from Joey

Mike: This is cool, huh?
Phoebe: It really is.
Joey: Oh, I know it. It is amazing. These little things open doors.