Monica Quote #873

Quote from Monica in The One with the Pediatrician

Chandler: What happened to "you can't live without me four days a week"?
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean, four days is just not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work and then I see you Thursday when you get back and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we got real problems, my friend.

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 ‘The One with the Pediatrician’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Rachel: I wonder why Ross said that he died?
Monica: Oh. Maybe he was getting him confused him with his childhood therapist.
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
Monica: Uh-huh. He used to have this recurring nightmare. It really freaked him out.
Rachel: Wow, what was it?
Monica: That I was going to eat him.

Quote from Ross

Ross: But I gotta get up early, and I'm not feeling well.
Rachel: You're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.
Ross: You know, come to think of it, it does feel rubella-like.

Quote from Ross

Dr. Gettelman: I think you just have a cold. It's definitely not strep.
Ross: Thanks, doctor.
Dr. Gettelman: Would you like a lollipop?
Ross: Do you even have to ask? [seeing Rachel] He is alive!