Joey Quote #1411

Quote from Joey in The One with the Pediatrician

Mike: Well, I always wanted to play piano professionally and I figured if I don't do this, I never will.
Phoebe: Wow, that's great. I like that better than the lawyer thing.
Joey: Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
Mary Ellen: I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
Joey: No. No, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.

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 ‘The One with the Pediatrician’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Rachel: I wonder why Ross said that he died?
Monica: Oh. Maybe he was getting him confused him with his childhood therapist.
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
Monica: Uh-huh. He used to have this recurring nightmare. It really freaked him out.
Rachel: Wow, what was it?
Monica: That I was going to eat him.

Quote from Ross

Ross: But I gotta get up early, and I'm not feeling well.
Rachel: You're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.
Ross: You know, come to think of it, it does feel rubella-like.

Quote from Ross

Dr. Gettelman: I think you just have a cold. It's definitely not strep.
Ross: Thanks, doctor.
Dr. Gettelman: Would you like a lollipop?
Ross: Do you even have to ask? [seeing Rachel] He is alive!