Joey Quote #1410

Quote from Joey in The One with the Pediatrician

Phoebe: So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other, anyway?
Mike: How do Joey and I know each other? Boy, if I had a nickel for every time somebody's asked me that.
Joey: From school.
Mike: Yeah, we met in college. [Joey shakes his head] I mean high school.
Phoebe: Wow. You guys go way back, then. So, what are you up to these days?
Mike: Well, I'm a lawyer.
Joey: Mike, attorney at law.
Mike: Actually, I just gave up my practice.
Joey: What? That's the kind of thing you usually run by me.

Rate

 ‘The One with the Pediatrician’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Rachel: I wonder why Ross said that he died?
Monica: Oh. Maybe he was getting him confused him with his childhood therapist.
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
Monica: Uh-huh. He used to have this recurring nightmare. It really freaked him out.
Rachel: Wow, what was it?
Monica: That I was going to eat him.

Quote from Ross

Ross: But I gotta get up early, and I'm not feeling well.
Rachel: You're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.
Ross: You know, come to think of it, it does feel rubella-like.

Quote from Ross

Dr. Gettelman: I think you just have a cold. It's definitely not strep.
Ross: Thanks, doctor.
Dr. Gettelman: Would you like a lollipop?
Ross: Do you even have to ask? [seeing Rachel] He is alive!