Rachel: I wonder why Ross said that he died?
Monica: Oh. Maybe he was getting him confused him with his childhood therapist.
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
Monica: Uh-huh. He used to have this recurring nightmare. It really freaked him out.
Rachel: Wow, what was it?
Monica: That I was going to eat him.

Ross: But I gotta get up early, and I'm not feeling well.
Rachel: You're not feeling well? What do you have? Is it rubella? Because don't go near Emma, she has not had that shot.
Ross: You know, come to think of it, it does feel rubella-like.

Dr. Gettelman: I think you just have a cold. It's definitely not strep.
Ross: Thanks, doctor.
Dr. Gettelman: Would you like a lollipop?
Ross: Do you even have to ask? [seeing Rachel] He is alive!