Phoebe Quote #1412

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where No One Proposes

Phoebe: Have you thought any more about you and Rachel?
Ross: Oh. Yeah, actually I was gonna talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Phoebe: Yay. That's so exciting. Wow. You could've done that with us there.
Ross: Yeah, right.
Phoebe: Oh, sure. Okay. You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel.
Ross: What? What? When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Phoebe: Oh, please. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge. That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hazmegian still has my Game Boy.

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 ‘The One Where No One Proposes’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Ross: But I don't understand how any of this happened. What, did she find the ring in my jacket, assume I was gonna propose, throw it on and just start telling people?
Phoebe: No, no. She said you actually proposed to her.
Ross: Well, I didn't. I didn't propose. Unless... Did I? I haven't slept in 40 hours. And it does sound like something I would do.

Quote from Jack Geller

Chandler: Look, I just don't want you to think that we're animals who do it whenever we want.
Jack Geller: Well, I don't think that. Before today, I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me.
Chandler: What? Why does she think that?
Joey: Because it kind of looked like I did.
Chandler: Again, what?
Joey: Okay, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand-
Chandler: As we all are at some point during the day.
Joey: It wasn't my ring. It fell out of Ross's jacket and when I knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought I was proposing.
Chandler: Ross had a ring? And he was gonna propose?
Joey: I guess.
Chandler: And you did it first? This is gonna kill him. You know how much he loves to propose.