Rachel Quote #950
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)
Ross: Actually, we've narrowed it down to two names.
Rachel: Yeah. And you know what? I love them both, so why don't you just pick one and that'll be it.
Ross: Wow, okay. Everyone? This is Isabella.
Phoebe: Hi, Isabella.
Rachel: Hi. [sobbing]
Ross: What?
Rachel: That's not her name. I'm sorry, she just doesn't feel like an Isabella.
Joey: What was the other one, Ross?
Ross: Delilah.
Rachel: Oh, great. Suddenly she sounds like a biblical whore.
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could. Or we could have sex in it.
Chandler: Well, let me think about that. While I remove my pants.
Monica: Okay, mister. Fertilize me.
[nasal laughter]
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world.
Quote from Rachel
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.
Rachel: Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.
Quote from Janice
Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler. [laughs]