Joey Quote #1376
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)
Cliff: And then you tried to make me think that I was crazy?
Phoebe: You're right. That was wrong. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. It's just that I liked you so much.
Can we just start over?
Cliff: I don't think so.
Joey: If I may? Look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? Now, maybe it would help if you knew some personal stuff about her. She was married to a gay ice dancer.
She gave birth to her brother's triplets. Oh, oh, her twin sister used to do porn.
Phoebe: Joey, we're trying to dial down the crazy.
Joey: Right.
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2)’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Should we tell Rachel there's an empty private room right next door to hers?
Monica: We could. Or we could have sex in it.
Chandler: Well, let me think about that. While I remove my pants.
Monica: Okay, mister. Fertilize me.
[nasal laughter]
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Chandler: If it's not, then there's two of them. And that would mean it's the end of the world.
Quote from Rachel
Janice: Can I just say, I really admire what you're doing. Just raising her all alone.
Rachel: Oh, I'm not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Rachel: Well, then he gets a divorce. It's Ross.
Quote from Janice
Janice: Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember, Chandler. [laughs]