Rachel Quote #944
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)
Nurse: This room's available.
Rachel: Okay. Wait, you listen to me. You listen to me. Since I have been waiting, four women. That's four - one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated - have come and gone with their babies. I'm next. It's my turn. It's only fair. And if you bring in one more woman and she has her baby before me, I'm going to sue you. Not this hospital. I'm gonna sue you. And my husband, he is a lawyer.
Ross: Rach?
Rachel: You get back on that case, honey!
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Quote from Janice
Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]
Quote from Ross
Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.