Joey Quote #1374
Quote from Joey in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)
Cliff: I'm 33.
Joey: Okay. And are you married?
Cliff: No.
Joey: Oh, really? So 33 and single? Would you say you have commitment issues?
Cliff: Are all the questions this personal?
Joey: Yes.
Cliff: Well, if you must know, I'm a widower.
Joey: Oh, that's terrible. I'm really sorry.
Cliff: Yeah.
Joey: Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Cliff: No.
Joey: Excellent. Excellent. And finally, are you into any weird stuff, you know, sexually?
Cliff: No!
Joey: Ooh. Wrong answer.
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Quote from Janice
Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]
Quote from Ross
Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.