Phoebe Quote #1399

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)

Ross: She came to drag me out of the labor room to ask me why I'm not with Rachel.
Phoebe: Yeah. Why aren't you with Rachel?
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, we're not gonna be together just because we're having a baby, okay?
Phoebe: But, you know, it just seems you two belong together.
Ross: Okay, stop it. I can't deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.
Phoebe: Right. And with who again?

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 ‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

Quote from Janice

Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]

Quote from Ross

Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.