Rachel Quote #936
Quote from Rachel in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)
Ross: Say, would you mind checking again to see if any private rooms may have opened up?
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Rachel: Okay, you know what? I have to say I don't really care for your tone. And this is not the only hospital in the city. And we have no problem to- Whoa. Oh, gosh.
Ross: What, what?
Rachel: Contraction. Ow, ow, ow. Ooh, ooh.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Rachel: Yeah, it couldn't hurt to look.
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Quote from Janice
Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]
Quote from Ross
Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.