Ross Quote #1050
Quote from Ross in The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)
Nurse: I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Rachel: Okay. Just give us a second. Ross?
Ross: Yeah?
Rachel: Give her some money.
Ross: I really think they're out of rooms.
Rachel: They're not, Ross. They're just saving them for important people. What if I was the president?
Ross: Well, then we'd be in a lot of trouble. You don't know where any countries are.
‘The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Dr. Long, I've been at this for 17 hours. Three women have come and gone with their babies. You gotta give me some good news. How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Quote from Janice
Nurse: I don't think the next patient is very far along.
Rachel: Okay. Well, then bring her in.
Janice: Oh, my God! [claps]
Quote from Ross
Janice: I can't believe this.
Ross: And yet, somehow, it's true.
Janice: I mean, this is so great. We're gonna be baby buddies. [laughs]
Ross: Squeeze your legs together and cover the baby's ears.