Monica Quote #849
Quote from Monica in The One Where Rachel Is Late
Monica: 200.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Monica: That's it. I'm done. I don't care when the baby comes. No more betting.
Phoebe: Okay.
Monica: [phone rings] Hello? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. [to Phoebe] I guess we could bet one more time.
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
Monica: How did you know that. Joey. Chandler. It's time.
Phoebe: They're at the coffee house.
Monica: You know everything. Oh, wait. Double or nothing, I bet you the baby is over 7 pounds.
I bet you it has hair. I bet you it's a girl.
Phoebe: We know it's a girl.
Monica: I'll give you really good odds.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Rachel Is Late’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: She's over a week late. She's got to have it today, right?
Phoebe: I don't know. I think it's still gonna be a while.
Monica: Care to make it interesting? I bet you that she'll have it by this time tomorrow.
Phoebe: You're on.
Monica: Okay, how much?
Phoebe: One hundred thousand dollars.
Monica: How about 50 bucks?
Phoebe: Fine. I'll call Zurich and move some money around.
Quote from Joey
Joey: All right, what else?
Chandler: Well, there's acting classes, stage-combat classes, tap classes-
Joey: Which we're still keeping under our hats.
Chandler: Then there was that dialect coach who helped you with a play where you needed a Southern accent. Which, after 20 hours of lessons, still came out Jamaican.
Joey: What the hell are you talking about? [in a Jamaican accent] The South will rise again, man.
Chandler: Yes, money well-spent.
Quote from Ross
Dr. Long: You're about 80% effaced, so you're on your way. But it still could last a while. If you're anxious, there are ways to help things along.
Ross: Do them.
Dr. Long: Actually, they're things that you can do. Just some home remedies. But in my experience, I've found that some are very effective.
Rachel: Well, we are ready to try anything.
Dr. Long: Okay. There's an herbal tea you can drink. You can take some castor oil. There's eating spicy foods.
Rachel: Great. We will do all of those.
Dr. Long: Taking a long walk.
Rachel: Good. Done.
Dr. Long: And there's the one that's proved most effective: Sex.
Ross: You've got to be kidding me!