Joey Quote #1349
Quote from Joey in The One with the Baby Shower
Ray: Joey, didn't your agents give you the revised rules? We've eliminated all that. No wheel. No cards.
Joey: Why?
Ray: Well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didn't follow it.
Joey: What's complicated?! You spin the Wheel of Mayhem to go up the Ladder of Chance, you go past the Mud Hut, through the Rainbow Ring to get to the Golden Monkey. You yank his tail and, boom, you're in Paradise Pond.
Ray: Yeah. All that's gone. It's basically just a simple question- and-answer game now.
Joey: Well, what's fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game that's just people standing around answering questions?
Ray: Well, there'll be women in bikinis holding up the scores.
Joey: Let's play Bamboozled!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Green
Phoebe: All right, everybody. It's time to open the presents.
Monica: Yes, yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby. Because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Mrs. Green: Well, I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute. But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: It wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
Phoebe: Well, I don't have a mother. So often I forget-
Monica: Oh, give it a rest.
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?
Phoebe: No. Neither is mine.
Quote from Mrs. Green
Monica: Wait a minute. If you're in charge of invitations, why am I the one that had to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi, it's Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello, Monica.
Monica: Hi. I know this is last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Mrs. Green: I know. My daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Monica: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mrs. Green: For what, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?