Chandler Quote #1566

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Baby Shower

Chandler: I'll take a card.
Joey: Okay. You picked the Gimme Card. You get all of Ross's points.
Ross: What?
Chandler: This game is kind of fun.
Ross: You don't think it's a little crazy that you get all my points-?
Chandler: I don't think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.

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 ‘The One with the Baby Shower’ Quotes

Quote from Mrs. Green

Phoebe: All right, everybody. It's time to open the presents.
Monica: Yes, yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby. Because you're the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Mrs. Green: Well, I don't have a gift because I wasn't invited until the last minute. But thank you so much, dear, for bringing that to everybody's attention.

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: It wasn't my fault. Phoebe was in charge of the invitations.
Phoebe: Well, I don't have a mother. So often I forget-
Monica: Oh, give it a rest.
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?
Phoebe: No. Neither is mine.

Quote from Mrs. Green

Monica: Wait a minute. If you're in charge of invitations, why am I the one that had to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi, it's Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello, Monica.
Monica: Hi. I know this is last-minute, but we've decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Mrs. Green: I know. My daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Monica: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Mrs. Green: For what, dear? For not inviting me, or for lying about it?