Rachel Quote #1222
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Birthing Video
Monica: So how do you guys like living together so far?
Ross: It's been good.
Rachel: Yeah. But Ross is more uptight about crumbs than you are.
Ross: There was a drumstick in the couch.
Monica: And I am not uptight about crumbs. It's just that, you know, crumbs attract mice and mice leave droppings and that's how the plague started. So, if you wanna relive that again...
Rachel: Mice didn't start the plague, rats did. Rattus norvegicus to be exact. ... Oh, good God, Ross. Nick at Nite, once in a while.
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‘The One with the Birthing Video’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: Do you want anything?
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Joey: Okay.
Quote from Rachel
Joey: So how's it going living over at Ross's?
Rachel: It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: It's a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Ross: "Candy and Cookie"?
Phoebe: Yeah, Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. The father's name is also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?