Ross Quote #1010

Quote from Ross in The One with the Birthing Video

Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Ross: You know, lately she just likes hanging out here.
Mona: Why?
Ross: I think she's lonely.
Mona: Okay, but it's Valentine's Day. Can't we just ask her to go?
Ross: Well, no, she's way too emotional. And by emotional, I mean crazy!
Rachel: I'm not here. That's just my Chinese food.
Mona: Oh, my God. She has food delivered here?
Ross: Yes, she's emotional, but ballsy.

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 ‘The One with the Birthing Video’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: Do you want anything?
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Joey: Okay.

Quote from Rachel

Joey: So how's it going living over at Ross's?
Rachel: It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: It's a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Ross: "Candy and Cookie"?
Phoebe: Yeah, Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. The father's name is also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?