Ross Quote #1008
Quote from Ross in The One with the Birthing Video
Phoebe: So what, are you just never going to tell her?
Ross: Oh, no. I will. I just want to butter her up first. I'm going take her to an amazing Valentine's dinner, do all this romantic stuff. And then, just when she thinks I'm the best boyfriend in the world, then I'm going to tell her my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Phoebe: If I haven't said it before, she's a lucky, lucky lady.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Birthing Video’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: Gunther, can I get a scone?
Gunther: Do you want anything?
Joey: You know what I want? I want a lot of things. I wanna be with the woman I love on Valentine's Day! And I want her to love me back. And I want just one moment of relief from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never going to happen!
Gunther: We have red bagels.
Joey: Okay.
Quote from Rachel
Joey: So how's it going living over at Ross's?
Rachel: It's good, except he makes us watch the Discovery Channel all day long. Did you know that something really boring happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: It's a video of my friend giving birth. Could you just bring it back to your apartment?
Ross: "Candy and Cookie"?
Phoebe: Yeah, Candy's the mom, Cookie's the daughter. The father's name is also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?