Joey Quote #1303
Quote from Joey in The One with the Secret Closet
Ross: My God, the baby's kicking. That's great. Although, I kind of wish I would have been there to feel the kicking for the first time.
Joey: Well, I got some stuff going on if you want to feel.
Ross: Look, I don't want to miss any more baby stuff. So here's my new pager number. Anytime anything pregnancy-related happens, use it. I'll be there. Okay, I don't care if it's 3 a.m. and all you want is some ice cream.
Joey: Wow. Can I get a copy of that?
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Joey: So?
Doctor: She's fine. She was experiencing Braxton Hicks contractions. Mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.
Rachel: Hmm. Mild discomfort? I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies?
Quote from Joey
Joey: Or...
Chandler: And here we go.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was this door and nobody knew what was behind it. And when they finally got it open, millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy! Stupid closet full of bugs!
Quote from Joey
Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it.
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: I don't know. What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?
Joey: I don't know. Ooh, I'll bet it's Richard.
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
Joey: Well, off the top of my head maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the "cake," Richard being the "too."