Phoebe Quote #1337
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Secret Closet
Monica: Hey. What's up?
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Monica: Okay. No problem. [closes door] Okay. Here you go. [Phoebe knocks, Monica opens the door again] What?
Phoebe: So you want to hang out or something?
Monica: Phoebe, you kind of caught me at a bad time.
Phoebe: Oh, are you and Chandler...?
Monica: Yes, exactly.
Phoebe: Do you guys want me to play for you?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Hey, Pheebs, what's up?
Phoebe: You ask an intriguing question, Chandler Bing.
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Joey: So?
Doctor: She's fine. She was experiencing Braxton Hicks contractions. Mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.
Rachel: Hmm. Mild discomfort? I take it you've had one of these Braxton thingies?
Quote from Joey
Joey: What are you doing?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she won't let me see what's in it.
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: I don't know. What could she possibly be hiding in here that I can't see?
Joey: I don't know. Ooh, I'll bet it's Richard.
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
Joey: Well, off the top of my head maybe she's having her cake and eating it too. You being the "cake," Richard being the "too."
Quote from Joey
Joey: Or...
Chandler: And here we go.
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was this door and nobody knew what was behind it. And when they finally got it open, millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy! Stupid closet full of bugs!