Joey Quote #1297
Quote from Joey in The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Rachel: Hey, Joey, can I ask you something?
Joey: Yeah.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey: Oh, my God. You did too? It totally freaked me out. What was that?
Rachel: I don't know. I'm kind of thinking it was the lobster.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Yeah, the lobster.
Rachel: I mean, I was up sick all night.
Joey: Yeah, me too. All night.
Rachel: Really? How come we didn't cross paths?
Joey: Yeah, well, that's because I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don't want to look in my hamper.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Joey Dates Rachel’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: So do you really like it?
Monica: Are you kidding? I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade. This was like my second favorite game.
Phoebe: Oh, really. What was your first?
Monica: I don't remember the name.
Chandler: Well, what did it do?
Monica: Well, you'd put a quarter in, pull some handles and you'd win, like, a candy bar or something.
Chandler: A vending machine?
Monica: Hey. Don't feel bad for me. I won every time!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I am not gonna answer that.
Joey: Oh, come on. Just pick one. Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
Rachel: No one. They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Joey: Chandler?
Rachel: Yeah, but I don't know why.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: You were fifty minutes late to the class? What did you crawl there?
Ross: No, I ran, okay? It's really far. And when did people stop understanding the phrase "Get the hell out of my way"?
Rachel: Well, why didn't you just you take a cab?
Ross: Ugh. Between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?