Rachel: I'll call you back.
Joey: Who was that?
Rachel: Just the pizza place.
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I don't hang up on your friends.

Ross: Why do you guys need to have this conversation, huh? I mean, no self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So where is this going?"
Rachel: Uh, Ross, you asked me that.
Ross: Hey, you were a closed book, okay? I'm not a mind reader!

Ross: Well, I really like you. And I love hanging out with you. And I'm having a lot of fun.
Mona: Okay. There's no point in spending time with someone if it's just fun.
Ross: It's gotta be going somewhere, right? So where is it going? That's the real question. And the answer is it's going somewhere fun. I know what you're thinking. Fun was fine for you 10 years ago. But you're not getting any younger. No! I mean, not you. Not you. You are getting younger! I mean, you look like you're getting younger by the second. What's your secret?
Mona: I'm sorry, so where are we?
Ross: Well, to sum up. We're having fun. You look young.
Mona: Okay-
Ross: But that's not enough. So here's a key to my apartment.
Mona: Really?
Ross: Really.
Mona: You don't think this is too fast?
[Ross shakes his head]