Monica Quote #791
Quote from Monica in The One with the Rumor
Rachel: Fine, you can have your stupid, little club. But I would just like to say what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you. You gave me a teeny weenie.
Will: Yeah!
Monica: All right, listen. You're just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school. Everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much, she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll.
Rachel: Wow.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Rumor’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Monica: Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay, it's a lot of work.
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like Fourth of July with no apple pie. Or Friday with no two pizzas.
Monica: Fine, if it means that much to you. But there's gonna be a ton left over.
Joey: No, there won't. I promise I will finish that turkey.
Monica: All right. You're telling me you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
Joey: That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani. This is what we do. I mean, we may not be great thinkers or world leaders. We don't read a lot or run very fast. But damn it, we can eat!
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Will, I just want to say, I'm real sorry for whatever I did to you in high school.
Will: Oh, it wasn't just me. We had a club.
Rachel: You had a club?
Will: That's right. The "I Hate Rachel Green Club".
Rachel: Oh, my God. So you all just joined together to hate me? Who else was in this club?
Will: Me and Ross.
Ross: No need to point. She knows who Ross is.
Quote from Joey
Joey: That's it? Even if nobody helps me, I can eat that, no problem. At least give me a challenge.
Monica: This is Chandler's chicken. This is the turkey.
Joey: Oh. How big is that?
Monica: About 19 pounds.
Joey: It's like me when I was born.