Joey Quote #1258
Quote from Joey in The One with the Stripper
Joey: So, you nervous about getting married?
Chandler: What are you doing?
Joey: Look, let's pretend it's a real bachelor party, okay. You know, before your wedding. It'll be more fun.
Chandler: All right. I can't believe tomorrow's the big day.
Joey: How's it feel knowing you're never gonna be with another woman again. Knowing you're going to have to wake up to the same face every day until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Chandler: You're right. This is more fun.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Stripper’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Ross: I was going to tell you, but-
Dr. Green: But what? You figured you'd get what you wanted and then you'd dump her, like you did Rachel.
Ross: Hey, I did not dump Rachel. Nor are we still together. [phone rings] Can l--? Why don't we just let the machine get that.
Joey: [on the answering machine] "Hey, Ross. It's Joey. There's a hooker over here and we thought maybe you'd know something about it."
Ross: No! No! No! No! I need to lie down.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: That's it? You call that a fight? Come on. "We were on a break!" "No we weren't!" What happened to you two?
Quote from Joey
[Rachel is holding up the telephone as her father yells down the line]
Phoebe: Oh, you told your dad the truth.
Rachel: About an hour ago.
Phoebe: Wanna go see a movie?
Rachel: Yes. Bye, Dad.
[A sleepy Joey emerges from his bedroom]
Dr. Green: And then you tell me there's going to be a wedding. It's unacceptable, Rachel. What does love have to do with it? There are more important things than love. You have to think about the consequences of your decisions.
Joey: Hey, I do too think about the consequences of my decisions. Well, what gives you the right to- Go to hell! Stupid guy on my phone.