Ross Quote #963

Quote from Ross in The One with the Stain

Ross: Well, the old lady died. And how do I know? Because her dying wish was for one last kiss. But I don't care because you got the apartment. Yes!
Rachel: Oh, yeah. I think I'm gonna stay here.
Joey: Isn't that great?
Ross: [stammering] Ezels!

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Quote from Gunther

Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem, Bedankt voor de koffie, Gunther.
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar?
Ross: Yeah, we're done.
Gunther: Ezel.

Quote from Gunther

Ross: Ezel. Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels.
Ross: Damn it.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Hi. How is she?
Mrs. Verhoeven: It's not looking good.
Ross: Oh! Oh, oh. Well, I brought her some "bloemen."
Mrs. Verhoeven: That's so sweet. Would you like to come in and say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
Ross: Oh, I don't know that it would.
Mrs. Verhoeven: Well, her memory is pretty much gone.
Ross: All right, then.