Monica Quote #776

Quote from Monica in The One with the Stain

Monica: Where did you get those jeans?
Rachel: You gave them to me.
Monica: No, I didn't.
Rachel: All right, I took them. But I figured it'd be okay because you got a big ink stain on the crotch.
Monica: Oh, no. Did you take my bra too?
Rachel: What bra?
Monica: The pink one with the flowers.
Rachel: You mean the one you're wearing?
Brenda: I quit!
Monica: Sounds about right.

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Quote from Gunther

Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem, Bedankt voor de koffie, Gunther.
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar?
Ross: Yeah, we're done.
Gunther: Ezel.

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Ross: Ezel. Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels.
Ross: Damn it.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Hi. How is she?
Mrs. Verhoeven: It's not looking good.
Ross: Oh! Oh, oh. Well, I brought her some "bloemen."
Mrs. Verhoeven: That's so sweet. Would you like to come in and say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
Ross: Oh, I don't know that it would.
Mrs. Verhoeven: Well, her memory is pretty much gone.
Ross: All right, then.