Monica Quote #774
Quote from Monica in The One with the Stain
Monica: I think Brenda needs a raise.
Chandler: How come?
Monica: Because I put my head between her legs.
Chandler: To see her pants?
Monica: They're my pants.
Chandler: Are you sure? Did you see the stain?
Monica: No. I was just getting into position, and then everything went dark.
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Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem, Bedankt voor de koffie, Gunther.
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar?
Ross: Yeah, we're done.
Gunther: Ezel.
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Ross: Ezel. Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels.
Ross: Damn it.
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Ross: Hi. How is she?
Mrs. Verhoeven: It's not looking good.
Ross: Oh! Oh, oh. Well, I brought her some "bloemen."
Mrs. Verhoeven: That's so sweet. Would you like to come in and say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
Ross: Oh, I don't know that it would.
Mrs. Verhoeven: Well, her memory is pretty much gone.
Ross: All right, then.