Phoebe Quote #1283
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Stain
Eric: There's only a problem when I look at you. I got it. I got it.
Phoebe: No, don't tear out your eyes!
Eric: I was just gonna take out my lenses.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Try that. So, is that better?
Eric: Not really. You're blurry, but you still look like Ursula. You're "Blursula."
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Quote from Gunther
Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem, Bedankt voor de koffie, Gunther.
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar?
Ross: Yeah, we're done.
Gunther: Ezel.
Quote from Gunther
Ross: Ezel. Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels.
Ross: Damn it.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Mrs. Verhoeven: It's not looking good.
Ross: Oh! Oh, oh. Well, I brought her some "bloemen."
Mrs. Verhoeven: That's so sweet. Would you like to come in and say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
Ross: Oh, I don't know that it would.
Mrs. Verhoeven: Well, her memory is pretty much gone.
Ross: All right, then.