Ross Quote #961
Quote from Ross in The One with the Stain
Ross: I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am so sorry for your loss.
Mrs. Verhoeven: She didn't pass away.
Ross: What?
Mrs. Verhoeven: My mother's still alive.
Ross: Oh, thank God. It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning, but she's a tough old bird. Are you close with her?
Ross: Of course. Yeah, she and I would talk all the time in the laundry room.
Mrs. Verhoeven: You speak Dutch? [speaking in Dutch]
Ross: You know, I would, but it's just too painful.
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Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem, Bedankt voor de koffie, Gunther.
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar?
Ross: Yeah, we're done.
Gunther: Ezel.
Quote from Gunther
Ross: Ezel. Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels.
Ross: Damn it.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Mrs. Verhoeven: It's not looking good.
Ross: Oh! Oh, oh. Well, I brought her some "bloemen."
Mrs. Verhoeven: That's so sweet. Would you like to come in and say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
Ross: Oh, I don't know that it would.
Mrs. Verhoeven: Well, her memory is pretty much gone.
Ross: All right, then.