Phoebe Quote #1281
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Stain
Eric: Anyway, I was wondering if you were the sort of person who eats lunch?
Phoebe: Are you asking me out? Because it'd be weird since you just broke up with my sister.
Eric: Yeah, okay. I'm sorry. Bye.
Phoebe: Wait. I just said that so you'd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Eric: Uh, I won't take "no" for an answer.
Phoebe: Not great, but we can work on it at lunch. Okay, I can be at your apartment in two hours.
Eric: Great. Wait, how do you know where I live?
Phoebe: I've got friends too.
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Ross: Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem, Bedankt voor de koffie, Gunther.
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar?
Ross: Yeah, we're done.
Gunther: Ezel.
Quote from Gunther
Ross: Ezel. Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
Gunther: Jij hebt seks met ezels.
Ross: Damn it.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Hi. How is she?
Mrs. Verhoeven: It's not looking good.
Ross: Oh! Oh, oh. Well, I brought her some "bloemen."
Mrs. Verhoeven: That's so sweet. Would you like to come in and say goodbye? I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
Ross: Oh, I don't know that it would.
Mrs. Verhoeven: Well, her memory is pretty much gone.
Ross: All right, then.