TV Quotes

Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume.
Rachel: Oh, you did this to him?
Monica: What? I thought he'd love it. His favorite kids book was "The Velveteen Rabbit."
Chandler: The Velveteen Rabbit rabbit was brown and white.
Monica: Well it was either a pink bunny, or no bunny at all.
Chandler: No bunny at all. Always no bunny at all!

Monica: Hey, Joey?
Joey: Yeah?
Monica: You read comic books, right?
Joey: Exclusively.
Monica: Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?
Joey: Catwoman, hands down.
Monica: Yeah.
Joey: But between you and Phoebe? I'd have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Monica: What? Really?
Joey: Are you kidding? Phoebe lived on the street, okay? Plus, she's got this crazy temper. She's not standing right behind me, is she?
Monica: No, you're fine.

Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Chandler: How can I not be upset? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out she wanted you first.
Joey: Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. We look at you and we see you together, and it just it fits, you know? And you just know it's gonna last forever.
Chandler: That's what you should say.
Joey: What?
Chandler: When you're marrying us, that's what you should say.
Joey: Really? I could do it?
Chandler: I'd love you to do it.
Chandler: But those are the words. Those exact words.
Joey: Well, I don't remember exactly but it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.