Phoebe Quote #265
Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Monica: It is nothing like The Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had. Except for Richard.
Phoebe: Richard would never steal your wind.
Monica: No.
Phoebe: Because he's yummy.
Monica: Yes. But all the others.
Phoebe: Oh, yes. And the part about how they're always drinking from our pool of inner power.
But God forbid we should take a sip.
Joey: Anybody want a cruller?
Phoebe: Okay, this is a typical lightning-bearer thing. Right there. It's like "Hello. Who wants one of my phallic-shaped man-cakes?"
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Eddie Won't Go’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: May I help you?
Eddie: Why doesn't my key work, and what's my stuff doing downstairs?
Chandler: I'm sorry. Have we met?
Eddie: It's Eddie, you freak! Your roommate.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry I already have a roommate.
Joey: Hello.
Chandler: He's lived here for years. I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Eddie: No, he moved out and I moved in.
Chandler: Well, I think we'd remember something like that.
Joey: I know I would.
Eddie: That's a good point. Okay, wow. I guess I got the wrong apartment. I'm terribly sorry.
Joey: Hey, no problem.
Chandler: See you. Goodbye, you fruit-drying psychopath.
Quote from Gunther
Joey: Hey, Gunther. Let me get a lemonade to go.
Gunther: Lemonade? You okay, man?
Joey: It's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Gunther: That's too bad. How'd they do it?
Joey: I fell down an elevator shaft.
Gunther: That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
Joey: What?
Gunther: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.