Monica Quote #744
Quote from Monica in The One with the Red Sweater
Joey: I can't believe it. Rachel's pregnant? Who's the father?
Phoebe: We don't know.
Joey: I wonder if it's that dude.
Monica: There's a dude?
Joey: Yeah.
Phoebe: Well, who is it?
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel. I didn't see who it was, but- [Joey walks out of the apartment]
Phoebe: Was that story over?
[Monica and Phoebe go into the hallway as Joey returns from his apartment]
Joey: The guy left this.
Phoebe: Oh, my God. I know who the father is.
[Phoebe walks back into the apartment]
Monica: People have got to finish their stories!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Red Sweater’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Listen, you know what? Sir, for the last time, I don't care what the computer says. We did not take a bag of Mashuga Nuts from the mini bar. And we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: Uh, Joey, were you in our room last night?
Joey: No. [Phoebe shows Joey the bill they're challenging] I was told the name of movie would not appear on the bill.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Hey, how are you feeling? Got any morning sickness?
Rachel: Ssh. The guys don't know, do they?
Monica: No. Joey and Ross don't know anything and Chandler still thinks Phoebe's pregnant.
Phoebe: Hey, that's right. Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling, or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. After you, of course.
Quote from Joey
Front Desk Clerk: Here's a copy of your bill.
Monica: Oh, thanks. Champagne, strawberries- Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night.
Joey: Yeah, that's sad. Mashuga Nut?