Phoebe Quote #1246
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Red Sweater
Phoebe: Pretty big? It's huge. God, this guy doesn't have a clue. He's just walking down the street thinking: "I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock." Then, bam! He's a father, everything's different.
Rachel: Well, it's only different if he wants it to be. I mean, I'm not going to ask him for anything.
Phoebe: Okay, then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he's walking around thinking: "Do I want to be a dad?" Then, bam!
Monica: What was that "bam"?
Phoebe: I don't know. He's hit by a bus.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Red Sweater’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Listen, you know what? Sir, for the last time, I don't care what the computer says. We did not take a bag of Mashuga Nuts from the mini bar. And we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little.
Joey: Hey.
Phoebe: Uh, Joey, were you in our room last night?
Joey: No. [Phoebe shows Joey the bill they're challenging] I was told the name of movie would not appear on the bill.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Hey, how are you feeling? Got any morning sickness?
Rachel: Ssh. The guys don't know, do they?
Monica: No. Joey and Ross don't know anything and Chandler still thinks Phoebe's pregnant.
Phoebe: Hey, that's right. Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling, or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. After you, of course.
Quote from Joey
Front Desk Clerk: Here's a copy of your bill.
Monica: Oh, thanks. Champagne, strawberries- Oh, my God! I can't believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night.
Joey: Yeah, that's sad. Mashuga Nut?