Joey Quote #1203
Quote from Joey in The One After 'I Do'
Joey: So, did you happen to catch my toast?
Dennis: Oh, my God. That was for my benefit?
Joey: Well, I like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know you're casting for this new show.
Dennis: Look, Joey, I don't think you're quite right for this project.
Joey: See, that's where you're wrong. Whatever it is, I can do it. And if you didn't see it up there, just try me.
Dennis: It's an all-Chinese cast. Can you be Chinese?
Joey: Well, I'm not proud of this, but-
Dennis: Oh, my God. No, no, no. Please don't.
Friends Quotes
‘The One After 'I Do'’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: And I didn't want to say anything because it's your day. I didn't want to steal your thunder.
Monica: Wait a minute. So you told people I was pregnant? [to photographer] Does this look like a conversation I want to remember?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Mon, why did you tell the guys you're not pregnant?
Monica: Because I'm not.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant ... it's because I am.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Yes, I am with child.
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Who's the father?
Phoebe: I can't say.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: I can't say because he's famous.
Rachel: Oh, my God, who is it?
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Phoebe: Okay. It's James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.
Chandler: As in Barbra Streisand's husband, James Brolin?
Phoebe: What? Well, he never said that to me.