Ross Quote #923

Quote from Ross in The One After 'I Do'

Ross: Mona. What a beautiful name.
Mona: You think so? Because I always kind of hated it.
Ross: Come on. Mona Lisa? Mona Klegglachen? The famous botanist. Huh? Oh, no, she's- Well, she's dead now. But supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Mona: Really?
Ross: Yeah.
Mona: Well, see, I never knew about her.
Ross: Linda Klegglachen.

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Quote from Monica

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Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Hey, Mon, why did you tell the guys you're not pregnant?
Monica: Because I'm not.
Phoebe: We found your test in the trash. If you're not pregnant ... it's because I am.
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Yes, I am with child.

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Chandler: Who's the father?
Phoebe: I can't say.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: I can't say because he's famous.
Rachel: Oh, my God, who is it?
Monica: Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.
Phoebe: Okay. It's James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.
Chandler: As in Barbra Streisand's husband, James Brolin?
Phoebe: What? Well, he never said that to me.