Joey Quote #1194

Quote from Joey in The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)

Joey: Hey. Did Chandler show up yet?
Rachel: We got him back. Everything's fine.
Joey: Damn it!
Rachel: What? Why? Where are you?
Joey: I'm still on the set.
Rachel: Joey, the wedding is in less than an hour.
Joey: I know. I'm sorry. The guy's drunk. They won't let me go until we get it.
Rachel: Oh, my God. I'm gonna have to find another minister.
Joey: No. No, I'm the minister. All right, look, put them both on the phone and I'll marry them right now.
Rachel: Joey, I have to go.
Joey: Hey, don't you hang up on me! I'll marry you and me right now! I have the power!

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 ‘The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding (Part 2)’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes and that's every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again...
Monica: The days and nights are hard, I get it. Look, Rachel, I'm sorry. I have to start getting ready. I'm getting married today.
Rachel: I know. At dusk. That's such a hard time for me.

Quote from Chandler

Nora: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Charles: Well, that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
Nora: Honey, it isn't good luck.

Quote from Ross

Ross: Chandler, have you ever put on a black dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
Chandler: No.
Ross: Then you are neither of your parents.